Legend of the Seeker seems to have broken my cheese radar. ( And of course it messes with my vidding )

At the (feeble) insistence of mresundance in my previous post, I visit this blight upon you:
a couple of Legend of the Seeker macros and one Dark Angel, which is a bit old, but since it's surprise!buttsex, it doesn't get old, because it's always a surprise, right?

( Here be the macros. Beware. )